if you’re so rich, where’s your mountain of horse spines, huh?

nosdrinker:

i hope yahoo buys tumblr and also fucking kills me

(via monetizeyourcat)

dopernose:

orbsteeb:

show up at an open poetry slam and gently boop the nose of a puppy against the mic. thunderous applause. god damn

(via dickpicoftheartist)

magnet can you hear me yelling at seinfeld from the other room (asking for a friend)

richwhitelesbian:

Write The Best Content Of Your Life By Having Constant Panic Attacks And Using Your Mental Instability To Create A Facade Of Creativity And Turn This All Into A Crutch For Your Fragile Ego + Sense Of Self

(via thatisalargebaby)

new netflix genre: quirky teen comedies about pestilence 

a romantic comedy set in a not-so-distant future where cars feel pain